• Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding and 72 days later divorce him.
  • America: Well sure, why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get married in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled 55 hours later because I didn't know what I was doing.
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player, then annul the marriage 9 days later because we were both drunk.
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay Couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG. YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GET THE FUCK OUT.